The Good, The Bad and The Just Plain Weird

So I've gotten all kinds of advice during my pregnancy. Here's a few of what I've heard:

• You don't need any drugs.
• Take all the drugs they give you.
• Have your kid at home.
• Walk
• Have sex to go into labor. If I hear this one more time, I'm gonna bust.
• Walk
• Melt a stick of butter and put it in a cup of milk. Drink it so that the baby slips right out.
• Squat
• Pelvic rock
• Eat something spicy.
• Don't measure your salt intake.
• Be careful about your salt intake.
• Don't hold babies standing up.
• Your baby is going to be hairy cause you had so much heartburn.